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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:10 am    Post subject: You might be an orgonite maker if... Reply with quote

Your wife says Not ONE more glass for ice tests !

Next ?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wife says, "Where do you think you're gonna put that? No more."
Also, "you can keep that new one, but which one are you gonna get rid of?"
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:39 pm    Post subject: when your wife says.... Reply with quote

Do you have to sand those pieces at the kitchen table?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No you cannot make it in my carport again. Last time the dog had metal shavings in his paws for a week.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be an orgonite maker if...

your garage has more resin stains than oil stains.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...your partner/spouse says, "I bet that silicone mold would make a cool piece of orgonite," and encourages you to buy it because you gifted most of your pieces already.*



* Actual event. Names have been withheld for privacy. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:25 pm    Post subject: orgonite freak Reply with quote

Came into some unexpected money. My first thought was "Wow now I can splurge and purchase a gallon of resin".
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wife says "I had at least a dozen of those glasses..." Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know your an Orgo-head when you start looking at your friends old grandmother service set Laughing
or when your going out to a bar you always order a martini... just for the cup Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or maybe you max out your credit card by buying 55 pound boxes of crystals and lots of 5 gallon buckets of resin. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... see large metallic junk and covet the metal for orgonite.

...have accidentally tasted resin from your fingers while eating. Many times.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you always seem to find yourself in the baking section of shops looking for new molds Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....wife forcing you to clean the balconies constanly because they are full of bird droppings everyday!

P.S ..and yes im back!!!Finally...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:20 pm    Post subject: You might be an orgonite maker Reply with quote

..if a racing pigeon takes a wrong turn and instead of flying back home just thinks the energy is better somewhere else, lands on your balcony in a pile of towerbusters and later on permanently moves into your town, because it feels quite nice in your neighborhood.
(happended this summer - very funny)
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Ernie,



Does this pendant clash with my feathers ?.



Hmmm... Lets ask the guys.



Ok, I'll take it.



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