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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:36 am    Post subject: Gomer Says Hey To The President Reply with quote

I think the show Gomer Pyle was subtle on so many elements,

One time, a friend came by whilst we were watching tv in those days, and said 'Anybody want to go to Maryland?'.

Dave and I jumped in the car.

We were going to Baltimore to find his brother's birth certificate so he could join the Navy..

That float had no insurance, and a wrong set of tags.

We sailed up there, and as we were coming back through Baltimore, a fire truck started chasing us.

He chased us all through Baltimore, no matter where we turned, he was there.

He finally started honking his horn.

Four furry freak brothers.

By some miraculous twist of fate, we lost him, and found the birth certificate.

So, we decided to go by Washington on the way home.

The guy running the elevator at the Washington monument ask if we were Hell's Angels,

And the secret service tried not to laugh at us as we gapping at the capital.

But on the way back, just out of Roanoke, our radiator gave out.

I don't know how many miles we pushed that car before Bill decided to go begging for water.

We did make it back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9yQQ7NESEs

Mike
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